Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
