Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we're making bets on your personal life
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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