i will never coherently bang her
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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