laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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