Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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