weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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