I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Alive.
So much puke
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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