If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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