having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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