S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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