going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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