My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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