I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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