We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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