Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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