that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I can't turn off my feet"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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