he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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