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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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