Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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