also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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