but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
