We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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