so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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