can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
