Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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