Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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