she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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