i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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