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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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