What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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