he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What happened to fro yo and sex?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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