me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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