Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Terrible idea I love it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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