yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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