You're so nebulous sometimes
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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