Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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