I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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