Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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