redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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