He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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