He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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