my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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