ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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