be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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