You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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