Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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