Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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