I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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