Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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