saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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