Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
her vagine was all disorganized.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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